Taqeccabit n Ǧeḥḥa - Tamseḍsut s tmaziɣt

Aḍris ullis - Taqeccabit n Ǧeḥḥa - Tamseḍsut s tmaziɣt
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Blague pour jeune, humour berbère, blague kabyle, Djehha et son bournous. Tamseḍsut taqeccabit n Ǧeḥḥa




    Ǧeḥḥa, yeɛya deg taddart-is. Iruḥ ad yezdeɣ deg temdint. Yuɣ dinna yiwen uxxam de uzaduɣ. Iṣaḥ-it-id wannag wis mraw, yal mi ara d-iḍill d akessar yettemlelluy.


Yiwen wass, yessared taqeccabit-is. Yebɣa ad tt-yefser deg ubalku, maca yuggad ad d-yeɣli. Icudd iman-is s umrar deg wammas, icudd amrar-nni ɣer ufus n tewwurt, yeffeɣ, yefser-itt. Cwiṭ kan, yekker-d waḍu, yuwi-as taqeccab-it-is. Ǧeḥḥa yebrek deg uxxam, yeqqar-as: “Lḥemdu Lleh mi selkeɣ i twaɣit.” Yuɣal yefra-tt ad yuɣal ɣer taddart-is: ur yezmir ara ad yeqqim deg temdint, netta yuɣen tanummi d tɣezza d yiɛerqyab.

Asmi yuɣal ɣer tmurt-is, yenced-d akk at-taddart-is ɣer tmeɣra, ad ččen imensi: seksu s uksum n yikerri. Usan-d akk medden ferḥen-as, maca yiwen ur yeẓri ɣef wacu i yexdem tameɣra. Yal wa amek i as-yeqqar: “ɛni d axḍab i d-yexḍeb? neɣ d zzwaǧ i yezweǧ?”. Mi tefra tmeɣra, yenṭeq ɣur-s ccix n taddart, yenna-as: “Tanemmirt-ik a Ǧeḥḥa, ad ak-ibarek Ṛebbi. Maca … tzemreḍ ad aɣ-id-tiniḍ ayɣer i txedmeḍ tameɣra?

Yenna-asen: “Ayɣer, Iḥqa qrib mmuteɣ, acu-t wass-nni.”
Nnan-as:”Amek?”
Yenna-asen: “Asmi akken zedɣeɣ deg temdint, d Ṛebbi i iyi-isellken, qrib i iyi-tenɣa tqeccabit-iw.
- Amek qrib i k-tenɣa tqeccabit-ik?!


- Ih! Qrib mmuteɣ daxel n tqeccabit-iw ih, fesreɣ-tt deg ubalku, isuḍ-d waḍu yuwi-tt. Ccwi kan ur lliɣ ara daxel-is; a tilli … tilli iɛedda lqecc-iw.

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